I did a little research this week and I have my official first (un-laminated!) list. I still reserve the right to make changes as I mature. For now, this is my list IN order.
Matthew McConaughey - That's a hard decision there, but you can't have both. Brad's funny, but I need somebody a little less conservative and a little more sweaty. Somebody who is a bit crazy, and maybe has a southern accent in the good way. MM looks good in and out of clothes. He's probably not going to open any doors, but he might share his banana smoothie with you-post run.
2. Javier Bardem - Where to begin? I was smitten in Vicky, Christina, Barcelona. If that man asked me to go on an airplane to Oviedo, after I'd just met him during dinner in Barcelona, I would go in a heartbeat! When he came onscreen during Eat, Pray, Love, my girls and I began to just giggle. Definite door opener.
1. Vin Diesel - I know! Who am I? This is blatant, "insanely deep voice, look at those muscles, you're not even that attractive at all, but your muscles are so very big and large and I would just like to see what you would do to me," sexual attraction. (Whoah, did this just turn into that kind of blog? Oops.) In all seriousness, (because this IS a very serious topic here) skip forward to about the 2:03 mark to witness the precise moment my infatuation with Dominic Toretto began. And here is the pic too. Oh, and he might open your car door.
WOW! Right? No? Whatever, this is MY list. You go make your own list, then come back and post a comment so we can all judge each other.
Speaking of judging, the same wise friend who said I was growing up also poked fun at the likely fact that Snooki would be attracted to Dominic Toretto. (Because let's be honest, it's the character and the attitude that I adore. I know nothing of actual Vin D.) In my defense, I'm not typically attracted to the "juice head" stereotype and also, there are a lot worse things I could be compared to Snooki for doing in my day.
To further the judgment, I got my friend Kristen in on the act and we decided it was perfectly acceptable to each have a "Cougar Bonus," not included in our five.
Mine is Zac Efron. What? Judge away.