That's right. I was shopping at kmart for essentials on my lunch break. I do it routinely not because they always have exactly what I need unlike the trusty land of Target, but because it is one parking lot away from my office. I always leave annoyed but when the chick with (faded) hot pink hair on the end of her brassy bleached hair connected to her 1/2 inch dark brown roots commented on my dog chew toy, my $50.43 purchase said a lot about me. Let's take a look.
Lightbulbs : She's got a light out.
Mascara : She cares about her appearance. (and doesn't feel like going to sephora to get her favorite mascara.)
Fluffy Pink Flip Flop Style Slippers : What is the point of flip flop slippers, one might wonder? I too used to be infuriated by this concept. Then I got a house with a basement full of sweet hiding spots for killer wolf spiders. Hense the cozy summer slippers.
Aquify Contact Solution : Girl can't see well without aid.
Men's Boxer Briefs : She has a fellow she likes to keep in nice underwear...that she buys at kmart??? Ok, in my defense they were a steal at 4 for $10.49! You can't pass up that Fruit of a Loom.
Sturdy Stuffie Dog Toy with Squeaker : Girlfriends dog likes to chew things. She's a pushover because she voluntarily buys him things with annoying squeakers in them.
Two (2) packages of Goldfish Crackers : She needed a little crunch with her lunch and they were on sale. EVERYBODY needs a little crunch with their lunch!
So there you have it. That is how I blew $50.43 at kmart in a matter of 20 minutes on basically, nothing.