I've never purchased black gym shoes before, but it's always this huge ordeal finding the pair that feels good and looks cute, so I just gave up this time and bought the first pair that felt right. They happened to be jet black with neon green accents. Oh well.
Once changed, I discovered that my white ankle socks came looked really nerdy with my new black shoes. Which also clashed with my blue yoga pants. That I had somehow managed to pair with a grey, "Work Hard, Play Hard," tank. Oh, and I've got five extra pounds of honeymoon weight right on my thighs. (But more on that later.)
While I can rock out to some "Zumba," "Cardio Dance Party" is a lot more hip hop and a lot less Latin which seems to be my strong point when dancing. So, there I am in my dork clothes, flailing about trying "get that dirt off my shoulder" and this 50 year old woman with a perfect waist, luscious brown hair and rhythm in front of me is killing it! But not only that, she is invading my territory. I did my best to shoot "get out of my dance space daggers" at her in the mirror, but it's really not that effective in a get-up such as mine.
Let's take a look shall we?
|This is really what I look like in the class. I swear I'm much better at Zumba.|
|Do you think my socks are sexy? Do they even sell black gym socks for girls?|
|Might look OK if it weren't for the sock factor. (Also, might not.)|