These are not from the same night, but I thought I'd post them together anyway. The crumpled napkin says, "Apparently, there was a devil o seven movie." It's wrinkly because I spilled my bev on it, but not because I was intoxicated. Just because I'm clumsy.
The match book is from the night of Kristen's Wedding and it says,
Jud: Spencer's gorgeous.
Ape: Ha! This is the best convo ever!
And that it was. I only wish I remember it better as I in fact WAS intoxicated that night. But that is to be expected at a wedding of it's caliber.