Friday, December 11, 2009
There's no high like a shoe high.
I should know because I just impulse purchased the crap out of some killer blue and black snakeskin stilettos. It was a little touch and go for a minute there in Aldo because this lady was totally blocking my view and then she started to reach for them and my heart stopped, but then her arm swerved left to a lesser pair and I swooped in like a seagull to a funnel cake. I really did mean to only try them on but my hair was all bouncy and fresh from the salon, and I had my new Kathy bag (complete with stolen charm) over my arm and I was so Becky Bloomwood from Shopaholic at that moment that I knew the only thing to complete my look would be that Aldo box in hand. I rationalized that I'd wanted blue stillets' for absolute ages so it was ok. Plus, I needed a pick me up since as it turns out, I have thin corneas and probably can't get lasik after all. Moving right along, double plus, they go with everything. (This may or may not be code for "they only go with a few select things.") The other best part is that I bought a blue sequin shirt to match at Forever 21...Ok, that is a total lie. I did not buy it at Forever 21. What I did was far worse. I bought it at...RAVE. What? I mostly don't buy disposable clothes anymore, but doing that whole cheap thing matched with expensive things is totally chic. Right?