The Lounge 10/28/2009
Kristen: We're a three person costume.
Julie: Lava's got nothin' on couch cushions.
Julie/Kristen/Jud: It was all downhill after the big trash can.
Julie: I forgot about the crack incident!
Jud: Slow walker and Jumex weren't going to help her.
Matt: It's that little bit on the tip that wags a bit.
Jud: Swing his d*#&. Write it on the napkin bitch!!
Jeff: Who doesn't dance under the right circumstance?
Julie: Standing on street corners.....................
So that's that. We truly planned on a low key evening, but then we were accosted by a criminal defense lawyer and his acquitted architect friend who's opening lines were, "Let me introduce you to the owner Stan." We really didn't need any introductions since I'm
Acquitted Architect: Oh, you're in school. What are you? In 11th grade?
Julie: (rolls eyes) Why yes. I'm 17 years old.
Acquitted Architect: Well come here!!!!
Kristen: Now we know what he was acquitted for.
Around this time, my friend Matt from England appeared, rescued us from the sleaze, grabbed a table and happily obliged our british translation demands, which fortunately for me, he never tires of. Before long Jud showed up, and shortly after that my friend Chris, then our Tsunami friends and suddenly it was 2 o'clock in the morning, Kristen was talking wedding photography to our new friend Mike and I was having a deep philosophical(ish) conversation with a girl named Courtney while wondering what happened to our one glass of wine and realizing I'd be lucky if I made it home in time for the second showing of Chelsea Lately. Which I did. Bonus.
Next up... Come and knock on my door for some Halloween Night Notes. I'll be waiting for you.