Friday, February 27, 2009

One of the best Napkins of all time...

This is Jungle Juice Night 7/19/08. Vicki, this is for you!





Translation as follows:

Julie: I thought mixing brown and clear liquor was bad, but it's delicious.

Todd to Mel: I'm happy that your happy with your alcohol soaked rum
Mel: Rum?
Todd: Alcohol soaked fruit.

Andrea: Would you like a piece of paper?
Julie: No. It's a napkin thing.

Ben: Pearls aren't lost forever.

Jeff: It tasted like Will Smith.

Jules: how do you spell that?...
J-E-F-F.....that's Jeff!!

Todd: Anything good for you comes in a jar.

Mel: Todd, I love that youre diving into that rum-pineapple
Todd: It BURNS!
Jules: It does burn.

Ben: BEN STILLER HATE ON
-Ben & Julie High five to Stiller HATE!!!

*Everyone loves JASON LEE!!! (and hates Ben Stiller!)

Todd: You never know when you might need a fork

Vicki: Vomatosis

Andrea: ......jungle juice-occur?
Vicki: That's so out of context!

Vicki: Lays are close to my heart
Julie:Vicki!!!

Meredith: I'm going to go eat the fruit out of the jungle juice.
Julie: Oh! I'll meet you at the jingle juice.
Todd: Jingle Juice. JINGLE JUICE?!?! You mean JUNGLE Juice?!

Julie: I poured water instead of ice...except ice too!
Vicki: HA HA HA HA HA HA

"Downforward facing Rob"

...because Julie, you're drunk doing a headstand in a skirt!

Vicki: STOP STABBING ME WITH MADONNA OBJECTS.

Ben: Chicka Chicka Waaaa-------
Rob Frank: It sounds like an ass sexy hamburger

Ben: You're going to be sticky as hell in the morning


**Disclosure: Ultimately, there are a few more napkins and a few more things on those napkins after this that are completely unintelligible and or, not suitable for public consumption.



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