This is Jungle Juice Night 7/19/08. Vicki, this is for you!
Translation as follows:
Julie: I thought mixing brown and clear liquor was bad, but it's delicious.
Todd to Mel: I'm happy that your happy with your alcohol soaked rum
Todd: Alcohol soaked fruit.
Andrea: Would you like a piece of paper?
Julie: No. It's a napkin thing.
Ben: Pearls aren't lost forever.
Jeff: It tasted like Will Smith.
Jules: how do you spell that?...
Todd: Anything good for you comes in a jar.
Mel: Todd, I love that youre diving into that rum-pineapple
Todd: It BURNS!
Jules: It does burn.
Ben: BEN STILLER HATE ON
-Ben & Julie High five to Stiller HATE!!!
*Everyone loves JASON LEE!!! (and hates Ben Stiller!)
Todd: You never know when you might need a fork
Andrea: ......jungle juice-occur?
Vicki: That's so out of context!
Vicki: Lays are close to my heart
Meredith: I'm going to go eat the fruit out of the jungle juice.
Julie: Oh! I'll meet you at the jingle juice.
Todd: Jingle Juice. JINGLE JUICE?!?! You mean JUNGLE Juice?!
Julie: I poured water instead of ice...except ice too!
Vicki: HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Downforward facing Rob"
...because Julie, you're drunk doing a headstand in a skirt!
Vicki: STOP STABBING ME WITH MADONNA OBJECTS.
Ben: Chicka Chicka Waaaa-------
Rob Frank: It sounds like an ass sexy hamburger
Ben: You're going to be sticky as hell in the morning
**Disclosure: Ultimately, there are a few more napkins and a few more things on those napkins after this that are completely unintelligible and or, not suitable for public consumption.